Up the Chastity Belt (1972)
A funny thing happened to Lurkalot, serf to Sir Coward de Custard, on the way to Custard Castle. Lurkalot sells lusty love potions and rusty chastity belts in the market place, but on this day Sir Graggart de Bombast arrives to sack the castle, and to get the lovely Lobelia Custard in the sack! Lurkalot must help Custard cream the knight in pining armour...
Directing:
Writing:
Stars:
- Bob Kellett
Writing:
- Ray Galton
- Sid Colin
- Alan Simpson
Stars:
Release Date: 1972-01-14
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4/10
- Country: GB
- Language: English
- Runtime: 94
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Sir Coward de Custard
Nick the Pick
Lurkalot / Richard the Lionheart
Sir Braggart de Bombast
Robin Hood
Scheherazade
Saladin
Landlord of The Blue Boar
Lady Ashfodel
Mistress of the Bed Chamber
Knotweed
Sir Grumbel
Blacksmith
Mortimer
Our Man in the Holy Land
Yokel
Winifred
Master of Ceremonies
Teutonic Knight
Maid Marian
Gretel
Vegetable Stall Holder
Little John
Meat Stall Holder
1st Locksmith
1st Horseman
Arab
Vendor
Lucky Charm Seller
Mutch
Chestnut Man
Little Man
Battleaxe Wife
Wife
Serving Wench
Father
Merry Man (uncredited)
Slave Girl (uncredited)
